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Bottle service at Do Not Sit On The Furniture
A table at Do Not Sit On The Furniture is a minimum spend, not a cover charge. Your group commits to spend at least that amount at the table, and the table, the space and entry come with it. Tables at Do Not Sit On The Furniture run $1,000 to $2,000 minimum spend for Jessy & Friends, Wed, Oct 14, depending on where the table sits.
Do Not Sit On The Furniture is in Miami-Dade County. Live availability and table requests for its upcoming nights are on ZONA.
Address
423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, USA
Neighborhood
Miami-Dade County
Hours
Thursday 10:00 PM - 5:00 AM · Friday 10:00 PM - 5:00 AM · Saturday 10:00 PM - 5:00 AM
Music
House, Techno
Table prices
For Jessy & Friends, Wed, Oct 14. Prices change by night.
- T1/2 · $1,000 minimum spend · Up to 5 guests
- T3/4 · $1,200 minimum spend · Up to 5 guests
- T5/6 · $1,500 minimum spend · Up to 5 guests
- T7 · $2,000 minimum spend · Up to 5 guests
Nights you can book a table
- MIAMI LOCALS FREE ENTRY | Wednesdays & Thursdays
- Jessy & Friends · Wed, Oct 14
- Secret Thursdays · Thu, Oct 15
- RE.YOU [Moblack Records] · Fri, Oct 16
- Khen · Sat, Oct 17
- Jessy & Friends · Wed, Oct 21
- Secret Thursdays · Thu, Oct 22
- Basti Grub · Fri, Oct 23
- Paso Doble · Sat, Oct 24
- Viken Arman · Thu, Oct 29
- Mira · Fri, Oct 30
- Lehar [Multinotnes / Frau Blau Music] · Sat, Oct 31
Questions people ask
How much is a table at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
Do Not Sit On The Furniture sells tables on a minimum spend, which moves with the night and where the table sits in the room. Tables at Do Not Sit On The Furniture run $1,000 to $2,000 minimum spend for Jessy & Friends, Wed, Oct 14, depending on where the table sits. The minimum is what your group commits to spend at the table, not a fee on top of it, and tax and gratuity are added separately.
What nights can you book a table at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
Do Not Sit On The Furniture has 25 upcoming nights listed on ZONA, starting with MIAMI LOCALS FREE ENTRY | Wednesdays & Thursdays. Each one takes table requests while availability lasts.
What does a table minimum include?
The table, the space around it, entry for your group, and a server for the night. Everything your group orders counts toward the minimum. Tax and gratuity sit on top, which is standard at every club.
How do I book bottle service at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
Pick your night on ZONA and request the table. You get live availability instead of a promoter quote, and the request goes to Do Not Sit On The Furniture directly.
More on Do Not Sit On The Furniture: hours, music and upcoming nights. Other rooms selling tables: bottle service in Miami.