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Bottle service at Do Not Sit On The Furniture
A table at Do Not Sit On The Furniture is a minimum spend, not a cover charge. Your group commits to spend at least that amount at the table, and the table, the space and entry come with it. Miami minimums typically run $500 to $1,000 on regular nights, $1,000 to $3,000 and up at peak times.
Do Not Sit On The Furniture is in Miami-Dade County. Live availability and table requests for its upcoming nights are on ZONA.
Address
423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, USA
Neighborhood
Miami-Dade County
Hours
Thursday 10:00 PM - 5:00 AM · Friday 10:00 PM - 5:00 AM · Saturday 10:00 PM - 5:00 AM
Music
House, Techno
Nights you can book a table
- MIAMI LOCALS FREE ENTRY | Wednesdays & Thursdays
- Jessy & Friends · Wed, Sep 16
- Secret Thursdays · Thu, Sep 17
- Zone+ · Fri, Sep 18
- Surreal Flight & Friends · Sat, Sep 19
- Secret Thursdays · Thu, Sep 24
- Jim Rider · Fri, Sep 25
- Niki Sadeki · Sat, Sep 26
- Tal Fussman · Fri, Oct 2
- Tamir Regev · Sat, Oct 3
- Yokoo · Fri, Oct 9
- Igor Marijuan [All Day I Dream] · Sat, Oct 10
Questions people ask
How much is a table at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
Do Not Sit On The Furniture sells tables on a minimum spend, which moves with the night and where the table sits in the room. Miami minimums typically run $500 to $1,000 on regular nights, $1,000 to $3,000 and up at peak times. The minimum is what your group commits to spend at the table, not a fee on top of it, and tax and gratuity are added separately.
What nights can you book a table at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
Do Not Sit On The Furniture has 22 upcoming nights listed on ZONA, starting with MIAMI LOCALS FREE ENTRY | Wednesdays & Thursdays. Each one takes table requests while availability lasts.
What does a table minimum include?
The table, the space around it, entry for your group, and a server for the night. Everything your group orders counts toward the minimum. Tax and gratuity sit on top, which is standard at every club.
How do I book bottle service at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
Pick your night on ZONA and request the table. You get live availability instead of a promoter quote, and the request goes to Do Not Sit On The Furniture directly.
More on Do Not Sit On The Furniture: hours, music and upcoming nights. Other rooms selling tables: bottle service in Miami.